Meow and Somesuch
pan fried catfish
smoked trout chowder
boiled dinner (with home-brined corned beef)
This is the stuff I should be blogging about.
Anonymous asked: you're 30 years old and stalk and judge a 17 year old's every action.
Do I? Really? By answering questions posed to me by other people, and seeing what people reblog on my dashboard, I’m “stalking” someone?
That’s cute, considering Pinkiepony and Lucariwhoa have both been caught responding to posts from my blog that were not tagged with anything either of them could have searched for. Reblogs from other people do not change tags, so there is no way they could have come across any of my posts without going directly to my blog to do so, and in both instances, they were the first people not among my followers to reblog them. And, even if they had reblogged it from someone they were following, that would mean that there are people simultaneously following both sides, which is questionable behavior at best.
So, who’s “stalking” whom, now?
i have a justifiable cause. i have to make sure you don’t bad mouth me behind my back like some sly fedora-toting bitch.
i like this anon who is that
Are….are you actually fucking serious?
Who seriously cares that much about what other people on the internet that they’ll never even meet in person are saying about them?? Do you…really not realize how unbelievably sad that sounds?
Is this normal behavior for people, now, or something? To be completely obsessed with what others are saying “behind their backs”? I don’t…I am literally just dumbfounded. What kind of an empty, miserable existence does a person even have to lead to spend so much time fixated on the words of people that will never significantly affect their lives? Why in the hell would you purposefully wallow in negativity, rather than do something you actually enjoy?
That is seriously the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
Even considering everything that’s ever come out of the mouth of my brother, that is still the dumbest shit I have ever heard.
Oh dear. Tenafly, don’t be trolled by these multi-headmate loonies. You’re better than that.
Can you still block anons to find out who they are?
Anonymous asked: Thoughts on how pervasive fedora jokes are?
Moronic. Absolutely moronic.
For starters, the majority of the time, it’s being misidentified, and what we’re really looking at is a trillby, a tyrolean, a stetson, or another hat entirely.
Secondly, it’s basically this century’s equivalent of “pocket protector” jokes. It is a new “nerd” symbolism that is also inexplicably being associated with “misogyny”, for reasons only the profoundly illogical creature that first came up with it could possibly understand.
It’s an empty stereotype, and nothing more. About as “factual” as the beret’d Frenchman in the striped shirt, or the Asian dry cleaner.
you’re just pissed because the stereotype describes you down to a T you fucking loser
Okay, I’m sorry, but I saw this response, and had to preserve it for posterity.
Hon, are you aware that I’m a French/Lebanese woman from the midwest that grew up with My Little Pony in the 80’s?
Because you just made yourself look like the biggest ass I have ever seen. And I live in Wisconsin, so I’ve seen some pretty massive asses (usually blocking my way down the grocery store aisles).
What’s even sadder is that you came directly to my blog, onto an entirely unrelated post, to try to insult me with vulgarity and petty personal attacks. If that doesn’t reek of immaturity, I don’t know what does. Is this what “teen spirit” smells like?
If this is how you think “activism” works, then it’s no goddamn wonder the world’s going to Hell in a handbasket.
i’m not an activist lmao you’re just a fucking loser
So, instead of acknowledge that you were mistaken in your unjustified assumptions of a person’s race, gender, and fashion choices, nor acknowledge the fact that you purposefully stalked my blog to find something to complain about (seeing as I didn’t tag this post with anything other than a personalized tag I use specifically for text posts/replies), you’ve chosen to literally repeat yourself word-for-word, like a toddler that keeps screaming “BECAUSE!” every time they’re asked why they don’t want to take a nap.
If you honestly can’t see how idiotic you’re making yourself look here, then it’s a wonder how you can even see the keyboard keys to type on. Also, if you’re not an “activist”, then why in the darkest bowels of Hell do you even goddamn care?? In any case, you’re still accomplishing about the same level of bumfuck nothing that the “activists” on Tumblr ever do. Keep up the good work, soldier.This algernon guy needs to fuck off back to Pinkiepony asskisser HQ to learn some new insults: fedora white misogynist loser insults don’t really work when you’re tryng to use them on a mixed race woman.
I’m not a “guy” I’m an 18-year-old woman, and stop putting fucking words in my mouth all I did was call her a fucking loser (which she IS) and imply she acted just like the fedora stereotype (which she DOES)
Let me run this past you again, since it doesn’t seem to get through.
You stalked my blog. Okay? No other means to find this completely unrelated post than to do so.
You’re using ad hominem to “make a point”, but not providing a lick of anything to justify it (not that you could).
You’re also trying to claim that an empty stereotype can define any person on this planet, let alone that there is some set of invisible guidelines for the behavior of a stereotype that holds less water than a sieve.
If you’re really 18, then you’re a pretty lousy excuse for someone that’s supposed to be an adult at this stage.
Now, since you’re so set on acting like a spoiled little girl, then I am going to treat you like one. So, little one, you should probably be made aware that the world - believe it or not - does not revolve around you, nor does it give even a micrometer of a shit about your precious widdle “feelings”. If you think resorting to name-calling against anyone with a differing opinion from yours is going to work in your favor out there in the real world, then I can only hope that you’ve got good health insurance, because child, you’re probably going to need it.
If you’re really so bound and determined to find a “loser” anywhere around here, I think your best bet would heading to the nearest reflective surface.
Loser troll is loser tenafly just block em. I mean, it’s not even good trolling. Doesn’t deserve the paragraphs you’ve devoted in response. Prolly some casual keymasher that accidentally typed all that with their forehead anyway.